Post Exchange
Operated by the Quartermaster Corps under QM Circular 1 (“Allocated Does Not Mean Valuable,” fourteenth printing). All items are issued at MSRP, forever, as a matter of doctrine. Secondary-market activity in Division materiel is handled by Standards Enforcement with unusual enthusiasm.
Division Shoulder Patch
The descending barrel, embroidered, hook-and-loop backed. The insignia was designed patch-first; this is what it was for.
War on Flippers Service Medal — Enamel Pin
The original 2020 pattern, struck as a wearable pin. Six years of provenance. The only item in this catalog that predates the Division itself.
Arms of the Division — Sticker
Full-color vinyl, WOFSM heritage colors, suitable for bottle tubes, rickhouse doors, and laptops deployed to contested comment sections.
Division Seal — Sticker
The winged Glencairn, for documents and surfaces requiring institutional gravity.
Challenge Coin
Seal obverse, arms reverse. Standard challenge rules apply: lowest coin buys the round, disputes settled per FM 1-0.
Ribbon Bar Pins — Individual Decorations
Wear your actual rack. Issued only against the service record; the Quartermaster checks. He enjoys checking.
Unit Shirts
By unit assignment, starting with the units that have members. The Blue Glencairns have already asked. The Blue Glencairns ask about everything.
BB Form 201 Personnel Folder
A physical folder for a fictional file. The Division understands its market.
Requisition Interest
Personnel wishing to register demand for any item above may write the Quartermaster at quartermaster@bourbonborne.com stating the item and quantity. Registering interest confers no priority, no reservation, and no rights whatsoever. It will, however, be counted, and the count moves procurement, which is more than most supply systems can honestly say.
No alcohol is or will ever be sold through the PX. The Division sells patches. The whiskey is your problem, which was always the arrangement.